Throughout your college career at this wondrous institution, you are bound to excel academically in your chosen field, and develop a critical eye for anything from literary devices to plant morphology. However, it’s no secret that no matter the worth of your degree, older men are the secret to success. If you don’t act, you …
Let’s face it, the THOT life ain’t easy. Not everyone can use their lips, tongue, and toes the way I can. God has blessed me with incredible sexual capabilities so that I could get whoever I want, whenever I want. But for those of you who have tried and tried again to get him away …
According to a recent national poll, 100% of Americans ages 26-90 identify as having could’ve been a doctor. The extended answers include “if I had the money”, “if my parents loved me”, and, most frequently, “if I wanted to.”
According to a recent national poll, 100% of Americans ages 18-90 identify as having could’ve been a comedian. The extended answers include “if I wasn’t in med school”, “if my parents didn’t love me”, and, most frequently, “if I wanted to.”
The guys get snowed in, with little hope of ever getting their pizza!
Sketch comedy from the Madison Misnomer multimedia department. This dude really like those jeans.
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