In a special spring break summit that took place this morning at the Red Shed, The Madison Misnomer announced its support for marriage equality. Misnomer writers came to agreement on the civil rights issue after coming to the conclusion that “marriages are already incredibly gay events, so clearly they were meant for gays and lesbians … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: March 2013
2013 NCAA Tournament Bracket Picks – West Region
In between trying to pay off debts we’ve already accumulated in the sixty hours, eating four-leaf clovers, and looking up the latest RBI scores, The Madison Misnomer continues its coverage of the 2013 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament bracket with it’s sports guru, Mark Cologne, to provide you with the perfect bracket. He picked the games the only way he knows … Continue reading
2013 NCAA Tournament Bracket Picks – East Region
In between trying to pay off debts we’ve already accumulated in the past forty-eight hours, hoarding the remaining supplies of Four Loko, and looking up the latest RPI scores, The Madison Misnomer continues its coverage of the 2013 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament bracket with it’s sports guru, Mark Cologne, to provide you with the perfect bracket. He picked the … Continue reading
2013 NCAA Tournament Bracket Picks – South Region
In between trying to pay off debts we’ve already accumulated in the past twenty-four hours, taking half-gallon pales full of trucker pills, and looking up the latest Kenpom scores, The Madison Misnomer continues its coverage of the 2013 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament bracket with it’s sports guru, Mark Cologne, to provide you with the perfect bracket. He picked the … Continue reading
Student Dies After Prolonged Battle with Sexiness
After several hours in intensive care on Tuesday night, sophomore Rydel Taylor died at the age of twenty after a long standing battle with sexiness. Rydel, who has been so sexy that it’s been hurting since he was fourteen, couldn’t put up the good fight any longer. “He had become too sexy for his shirt … Continue reading
Family Game Night: Stripped Down
Every complete college household has a good collection of board games. They’re your favorites from family game night ever, since you were little. But something about them is just a little boring. So spice up your night by playing these strip versions those very board games! CONTINUE READING Continue reading
2013 NCAA Tournament Bracket Picks – Midwest Region
It’s that time of year again. Time for you to slack off at class, work, and everywhere else in your life because of one thing and one thing only – freaking out over your NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament bracket. The amount of money you gamble on this is more than your parents pay for tuition, … Continue reading
Dear Nice Guy
Nice Guy is an advice columnist for The Madison Misnomer. Women write to Nice Guy to get advice from a man’s perspective without having to feel disrespected or undervalued. Nice Guy encourages women to feel empowered and independent and beautiful. To write to Nice Guy, write to madisonmisnomer@gmail.com. CONTINUE READING Continue reading
Space Voyage – A Review by a Drunk Blonde Girl
Okay. Hi. So last night I went and saw Space Voyage: The Musical Frontier, which was dope. Srsly, guys, it was really cool. I mean, did you know that it was written by like, not 100 year old guys? They GO here. Like, right now. And it was funny!!!! The catchy songs and the references … Continue reading
Professor Believes Students Are Not Doing All the Readings
University of Wisconsin English Professor Richard Lieder has publicly confessed to believing his students are not completing all of their assigned readings. In an exclusive interview with the Madison Misnomer, the 64-year-old English 612: Greek Literature and the Human Voice professor said this is the first time that he has been “plagued by such doubts.” … Continue reading
