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UW-Madison Welcomes Non-Offensive Newspaper

Deemed the ‘least offensive paper at UW-Madison,’ the LEED-certified, Equal-Housing Lender University Times seeks to promote safe and bland news coverage to the UW community. Deliberately avoiding controversial topics such as abortion, the newspaper eschews an Op/Ed section, instead replacing it with a picture of vanilla pudding. The comic section is jettisoned for a blank sheet, inviting the reader to “draw whatever cartoons you want (if … Continue reading

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Straight-Laced UW Student Gets Manic-Pixie-Dream Girl to Take Life More Seriously

After watching a marathon of Annie Hall, Breakfast At Tiffany’s, My Sassy Girl, and any movie with Zach Braff, UW junior Richard Henderson went out to find his own spunky, spontaneous female.  “I know she didn’t age well, but Liza Minnelli in Cabaret?” said Henderson, drinker of eight glasses of water a day,  “I’d hit … Continue reading