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College sports cult-like worship draws university researchers’ attention

A 25-foot-tall effigy of Bucky Badger built by University of Wisconsin students for ritualistic, game-day purposes has drawn the attention of UW scholars and historians alike. With behavior described as “pre-monotheistic” and “to the likes of savages,” some UW researchers have connected the college football fandom to that of mysterious, ancient cults, believing this could be … Continue reading

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Enthusiastic Breast Cancer Awareness month supporter happy to get pink eye

Shades of pink are popping up across campus as October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. Junior Regis Veten was pleased last Thursday to wake up with crusty, irritated eyes as his contraction of pinkeye further displayed his support for Breast Cancer prevention. “Most people with pinkeye would be bummed, but not me! I guess I can just make the … Continue reading

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Disappointing Sellery dorm room only good for one beer pong table

Freshmen Jeremy Polter and Fitz Rummelhart allegedly had a hard awakening when they found out only a single measly beer pong table could fit within the confines of their Sellery dorm room Friday night. According to multiple sources, the disillusioned roommates from Bemidji, Minn., attempted to wedge a second beer pong table into their already … Continue reading

Sellery net cut down after pick-up basketball victory
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Sellery net cut down after pick-up basketball victory

Players from the Shirts pick-up basketball team rejoiced Wednesday after an astounding win over the rival Skins team.  In celebration, players immediately cut down the nets while fans and press looked on.  Though no scoreboard could be located, players recounted the score was 21-18, with sophomore Jason Kline hitting the go ahead three pointer as … Continue reading