“Don’t do it,” they told me. “Please, god, Kate, don’t do it. Please, you shouldn’t. Think of the scrutiny.”
This year’s winter, thus far, has been manageable. But, knowing the bitch that is Mother Nature, we must prepare for the worst in the coming days, weeks and even days. The following is a list of ways to survive this year’s harsh, yet LGBT-friendly winter.
Thousands of Badgers returned from winter break this past week in anticipation of another productive semester. Many also reacted poorly to the very large difference in temperature between Madison and their sunny Winter vacation spots. In fact, one freshman allegedly reacted more brashly than the rest.
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