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UW scientists create microscope for Martin Shkreli to see own penis

After hearing drug company player Martin Shkreli was on trial for exchanges fraud, a team of microbiologists and engineers at University of Wisconsin have created a new type of microscope completely personalized for the pharmaceutical executive to allow him to see his own penis. This innovation comes after news broke Monday that Shkreli’s penis is … Continue reading

Right-wing political meme really proves liberals wrong
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Right-wing political meme really proves liberals wrong

Student Kyle Anderson, a self-identified Republican and Marco Rubio supporter, posted a groundbreaking meme that has been credited with turning the tide of election to a staunchly Republican leaning Friday evening. The meme in question, portraying an excited Bernie Sanders supporter under the caption, “I don’t understand economics,” forced all 453 of Anderson’s “flaming liberal” Facebook friends to seriously question … Continue reading

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UW Officials soft on anti-semitism, hard on underage drinking

In the aftermath of the anti-Semitic picture posted in Sellery residence hall last month, University of Wisconsin officials came out to clearly affirm the position of the university.  Many students have expressed outrage that the incident was not dealt with more severely, prompting the board of regents to issue a statement letting all students know … Continue reading