UW students disturbed by number of mutual friends they have with Alec Cook on Facebook
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UW students disturbed by number of mutual friends they have with Alec Cook on Facebook

University of Wisconsin has been shaken up this week by the disturbing report of a sexual assault committed by undergraduate student Alec Cook. Many students quickly searched for Cook on Facebook after reading the report and the majority of the community was absolutely shocked to discover they had several friends in common with the perpetrator. … Continue reading

Sanders supporter pretends Sanders will actually be President
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Sanders supporter pretends Sanders will actually be President

Freshman Jeremy Williams was reportedly overhead Tuesday night dissing Hillary Clinton, the candidate he will be voting for in the upcoming November elections. “Yeah, honestly I could never vote for Hillary, she’s basically a Republican,” the proud Bernie supporter said of Secretary Clinton, whose senate voting record lines up with Bernie Sander’s 93 percent of the … Continue reading

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UW scientists create microscope for Martin Shkreli to see own penis

After hearing drug company player Martin Shkreli was on trial for exchanges fraud, a team of microbiologists and engineers at University of Wisconsin have created a new type of microscope completely personalized for the pharmaceutical executive to allow him to see his own penis. This innovation comes after news broke Monday that Shkreli’s penis is … Continue reading

Right-wing political meme really proves liberals wrong
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Right-wing political meme really proves liberals wrong

Student Kyle Anderson, a self-identified Republican and Marco Rubio supporter, posted a groundbreaking meme that has been credited with turning the tide of election to a staunchly Republican leaning Friday evening. The meme in question, portraying an excited Bernie Sanders supporter under the caption, “I don’t understand economics,” forced all 453 of Anderson’s “flaming liberal” Facebook friends to seriously question … Continue reading