Sagittarius: I heard some Pisces talking shit about you the other day so it’s time you finally man the fuck up and have some fish fry. Shopping for a Sagittarius? Get them: $10 iTunes gift card Capricorn: No one cares that your birthday was always overshadowed by Christmas. Shopping for a Capricorn? Get them: $25 …
In honor of being politically correct and respecting all people’s beliefs, several lyrics to popular Christmas tunes have been changed to be more religiously inclusive. Below is a list of some of the changes you’ll hear from Christmas carolers this year.
“Dude! It’s October, the best time of the month: Fall!” “What the fuck? It’s already October? Where in the world did this year ago?” “Dude, fall though.” These sentiments have been commonplace as I experience my first American, unadulterated fall. I’m from a country that has three seasons: Hot, Rain and Not-too-hot. I don’t know what …
A poem while cleaning a keyboard by Bill
Tomorrow night at 7pm in the Orpheum Theater, the MadHatters will be performing. To get you excited for the concert, which The Madison Misnomer has created the programs for, here is an article that will not be in aforementioned programs.
Lyrics from “Uptown Fuck,” a song soon-to-be released on the Madison Misnomer music compilation, Eminem, Kit Kat Williams, and Other Timeless Artists Covered.
The Madison Misnomer has received a verified tracklist and the complete lyrics to Kanye West’s highly anticipated upcoming album, Act 3: I Win; Donda’s Revenge. Here are just some of the highlights.
Math Explains My Life Integers make sense Hinting at context of life by Adding and subtracting Values, which, reflect on life Equaling the essence of purity Negatives are like sadness Only essential for true harmony Lemma’s are all around me Inviting me to look further For the clues are real Everything has meaning ~~ My …
A poem about the big horsetails now in the sky.
Our latest piece from Madison Poet Laureate Erbensucceaumeux Roxtakovichmen